Something I never got about America is how they don't have bidets.

And I don't mean those Japanese toilets with water sprinklers, I mean in some European countries where it's just a sink you can sit on.

Because shitting is like one of the most basic human functions, why have to buy toilet paper when you should be able to spew water easily and wash your ass in the same way you wash your whole body when you shower?

It'd be like if instead of toilets, we peed in bottles and once we ran out of bottles, we'd have to buy more bottles.

As opposed to there being an invention where you can just throw your body fluids away into it, and the only wasted resource being water just to flush/wash it away.