Let me share some school stories when I was like 6 or 7, I don't fucking know.

• One time, I was so bored I decided to dig sand with my hands and I even reached a pipe next to some building at the school. Then I grabbed something soft and threw it, didn't knew what it was and it turned out to be a frog. A lady janitor grabbed the frog with a napkin and threw him away.
• A kid once asked me "would you like some free water?" and I said "yes", then he grabbed by hand and spit on it. I got so annoyed, I started rubbing my hand on walls hoping the germs would go away.
• In the second day of second grade, I asked the teacher if I could play games on the computer and she said yes, so I just spent the day playing Miniclip games while the rest of the class was studying. Somehow, nobody questioned it during that time.
• For some reason during second grade, I made up lies about how this one fat kid named Silverio was bullying me and when he was confronted about it, he was sad because he didn't do anything wrong. I literally made shit up for no reason.
• I also lied about having a crush on one or another girl during my childhood because looking back: Both were gross looking.
• In the first day of second grade, when the class was almost over, I was mostly being a good kid until I decided to write the word "PUTA" on the board and then my parents came to pick me up.
• Even then, that one female teacher was very close to my family and I think my dad had something with her that took a part on my parents' divorce.
• One time, there was a party at the school and a smelly gypsy kid kept eating stuff but leaving it unfinished on the same plates where people would take food from.
• Same gypsy kid came next to me (While I was playing with dirt like a caveman) with his mom, told his mom something and then she slapped me because he told her I was the one bullying him.

Anyway, today there's gypsies who go to Lidl parking lots and act like they're helping you park your car and if you don't pay them over their "job", they scratch your car.

• There was this girl called Vera (Who I think was abused by her dad) that when she wasn't in the class room, the teacher checked her backpack and found a knife. When Vera came back to the class room, there was some yelling arguments between her and the teacher.

Most of these happened in Olhão.